New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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