I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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