are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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