I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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