just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Let's paint friendship bongs
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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