new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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