No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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