Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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