I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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