found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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