If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
My feet surprised me
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