when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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