Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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