Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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