Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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