She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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