i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
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I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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