What a fucking waste of an outfit
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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