this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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