it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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