my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
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I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
This baby is an asshole
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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