Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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