got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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