You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
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I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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