he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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