im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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