all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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