so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Someone shit on the floor
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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