Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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