Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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