i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
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