i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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