what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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