absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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