Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
