grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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