I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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