Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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