I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.