You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.