does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?