Do you still have your period?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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