i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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