So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It's official drugs can't kill me
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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