It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
