You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Acid is not a monday night drug
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
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i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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