I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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