We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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