Dual....:-)
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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