And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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