Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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