How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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