ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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