They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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