quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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