Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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