Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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