Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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