you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'd cum for enchiladas.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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